How to Apologize to a Cat: A collection of tips, stories, facts, and poems for cat lovers

Cats are remarkable animals. They are also beautiful enigmas. They have exceptional hearing, yet they are also experts at ignoring us when we call them. They are among the world's most adept hunters, yet they willingly wear themselves out chasing a small red dot, no matter how many times that red dot "shows up" to taunt them. One moment they are masters of the cool, judgmental stare; the next moment they are purring blissfully, kneading our laps, while blinking at us affectionately.Is it any wonder with the unpredictable, mysterious nature of cats, that we mere humans will constantly find ourselves making stupid, clumsy mistakes around our cats; mistakes that can only result in a highly offended cat, who expects an immediate apology?In this delightful guidebook, learn about the things that might upset a cat, what you can do to avoid such upsets, and how to go about appeasing an indignant feline. Interspersed with lively quotations from famous cat lovers, tips on bird watching, support on how to say "no" to a cat, and what the " ten commandments of cats" can teach us about respecting and understanding a cat's view of the world, this book is a celebration and appreciation for our remarkable feline companions.Perfect for cat lovers of all types, or anyone who enjoys humorous advice tucked between segments of fond poetry and personal memories. Read more